What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 07:35
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : I don't drink
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Thank you.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : No
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Me : Sure.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Tea ?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : I'm 24.
What made you stop being an addict?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?